Guest 911 By Martin Hulme
1984, a year of absolutely nothing really. I don’t think you guys remember it… if you’re from my universe. Well anyway, enough with that, 1984 also had two memorable things, more on the second one later. Hexaria was a pretty nice city surrounded by lake and another country. It was known for its luxurious hotels. Well anyway, one day two Guests met. A guest is a VERY popular name in this universe, don’t ask them. So they also have numbers in their names. This was in the Hexaria Official Health and Fitness Center. One of them was super strong and the other wasn’t but was very wealthy. Here’s how the conversation went.
“Woah, you’re very strong!” Exclaimed Guest 821. Guest 821 is the rich one, and Guest 433 is the Strong one. “I know right! I think I recognize that gold necklace, You’re one of the richest Guests out there!” Replied Guest 433. “Oh yeah, and you’re the strongest Guest out there!” Guest 821 also replied. “Hey, I have an invention that can fuse people! Wanna try it?” “Sure!” Guest 433 replied. Little did they both know; they’d both technically die to make a new Guest. Well anyway, once they did it, they went into a wormhole and came back as one. “Hey, I’m now approximately Guest 911!” Said the one and only, Guest 911.
Guest 911 then went out to get better clothes, when he went to the shop, he spotted somebody. He looked suspicious, Red Hoodie (not very useful for robbing), and a large military helmet that covered his whole face. “That guy looks suspicious, maybe I should look out for him…” he went into the shop and bought a suitcase, trench coat, and a plastic grenade. “Maybe he’s playing a game? Because he’s getting a plastic grenade, but what’s with the trench coat and other things?” He drove in his car and followed the man. He noticed they were going to the bank. “Maybe it’s just a coincidence?” But then he knew. He put on the stuff. “Oh no, I’m 99.9687431233190% sure this will end badly!” He then through the plastic grenade inside of the banker area and ran inside. The Banker tried to stop him, but he seemed very strong. Guest 911 didn’t know why, but that was okay.
Well he would figure out; he ran down and captured him. “You really didn’t expect a cop the be here?” Guest 911 asked him. “Well, I mean I should’ve, but I’v got to go now, bye!” He then Escaped from Guest 911’s grip and ran off. “Shit,” Guest 911 added. He followed the man back into the guys Green SUV. He then saw the broken window, from when he was probably also in a situation like this. Guest 911 sneaked in incredible quietly. Don’t ask how, it’s another universe, sound works differently. Anyway, he waited for something to happen, he was hoping whatever made him stronger than average could wear off, and if it could, he wished it would.
And it did. “Oh, it wore off, well I could buy it from JohnsVorel again!” Guest 911 now knew who he got it from, so this means he could make a double arrest. He thought to himself, “Now that I think about it, I really sound like the average White Guy. But I have no time for that, I’v got to think!” The man stopped near an alleyway. Guest 911 slowly walked out. He saw them both. “Hey RentallX, how you doing?” Asked JohnsVorel. “I’m good, I’d like some more of those Strength Soda thingies.” Guest 911 jumped out with a Tec-9 (which in this universe, is a cop gun), “Put your hands UP!” Guest 911 shouted. They both did, Guest slowly approached them. “Wow, you guys really just dropped them like that?”
You could’ve easily just chugged them and hit me right in the face!” He put them both in handcuffs. “Where’d you get this cop stuff?” Asked RentallX. “Well, I was given the items of both the combiners thus granting me the items of the original holder.” Guest told them. “What?” asked JohnsVorel. “Oh, what I mean is the two guests that became me also transferred there items too me, so one of them seemed to be a cop.” Guest told them. “Well thanks for the information, now we ca-” “Not with your 6-year life sentence for Possession of Drugs and Theft.” Guest told them. “And in 6 years if you try again, well, let’s say uhh… bad stuff will happen?”
Here’s another thing that happened in 1984, the Great Deforestation of Nature. Pretty self-explanatory, but a lot of areas were deforested and completely without trees. About every forest you went to had tons of workers cutting trees with machine or just axes. The person behind this was the new Prime Minister of RBLXia, Kennedy L. Samshon. She wanted to build great cities, but the problem with that is she needed a shit load of timber, so she went and cut down a lot of trees. Now since Guest 911 was technically a cop, he was assigned to go and stop her.
What was his plan? Well he would just walk up straight to her office. When she had Lumber orders, she would sit in an office inside in the area. Once he got there, he asked one of the lumber men where Keneddy was. “Oh, she’s in there.” Guest 911 walked right up to it. He knocked, but nobody answered. He checked the blinds, but he couldn’t since they were down. The lights weren’t off though, so he was sure she was in there. He noticed a blonde white girl who didn’t seem to be cutting trees, she was also looking around confused. “So who are you?” Asked Guest. “Im Sady… I don’t actually work here, but I was visiting the park and noticed that about all the trees were cut down and even more were in the middle of being,” She took a short breath for a second. “So, I was going to talk to Keneddy, but she wasn’t there.” Sady told Guest.
“Oh, that’s right! I had the same problem, I knocked but nobody answered!” Guest told her. “I noticed the lights are on though, so maybe she’s just ignoring us?” Sady suggested. “You know, I have an idea, what if we straight up just broke into her office?” Guest asked. “Well I mean if that’s what it takes... “ Sady said, worried. So, Guest 911 jumped in his car. “Woah, that’s not what I expected to do by ‘breaking in…’” “Well why not? If she’s not answering her office is probably protected with platinum…” “I doubt…” Sady told Guest. Guest rammed right into her office. The old pink jacket wearing curly haired lady got up and screamed; “What the FUCK do you think you’re doing?”
“Look Kennedy, the amount of trees you’re cutting without replanting them is so devastating to the environment and you need to stop these operations at this instant!” Guest shouted. “It looks like you’re going to have to make me,” she laughed sinisterly. Guest 911 was quick and pulled out a pistol. He shot her. “Woah, so no large battle?” Sady asked. “Nope, and I’m glad!” Guest 911 told her.
Guest 911 had gotten a small home with a large amount of money. He Yawned, “I’m going to go to sleep.” He told himself. He went to bed and did. But during the night, he heard a noise, and a sinister laugh. “Hello?” He asked. Then he heard a gasp and a whoosh noise. “Uhh… hello?” He asked again. He then heard the sound of metal being moved around. “Okay, get the fuck out of there!” Guest shouted. He walked into his bank and found somebody.
“Oh well well well you found me, Guest 911, looks like if you want your money ba-” “I didn’t say anything about wanting my money, but I do!” “money back… you gotta get me!” She told Guest. “You don’t have to act like such an evil villain, all you did was attempt to steal some of my mo-” “SHUT IT!” She shouted. “I’m Superstar91 and I will take all of your money!” Superstar said. “Well no shit,” Guest told her. “Why wouldn’t a stranger be looking for my money in the middle of the night?” Guest asked. “Well I want more, a fight!” She said. “If you say so,” Guest said. Superstar911 had already thrown a punch. Guest kicked and punched, grabbed her, spinned, and through her outside the house. “Oh, you want a big one…” She jumped forward and kicked with both of her legs pushing him back. She then leaped forward and punched him. Guest blocked and kicked her leg; she fell then he kicked her back.
They got outside into the city, and Guest did the same spin and throw attack. She fell into an office building. Guest leaped all the way there and punched her down, picked her up and slammed her. “I've finished charging up, Guest!” She said sinisterly. She then jumped back and caused a huge explosion, launching them both into the distance. “Did I, win?” Guest 911 asked himself. He was heading into a desert. He had arrived at Innovation Labs Incorporated.